due to preparations in process for May 1st I am unable to post  as usual- regular news posts will resume on Wednesday.
till then try this for a good laugh:
click on this link: http://maps.goggle.com/maps?f=d
on top where it says "get directions" - type "Berlin" in the first field and overwrite the second one where it says End address with "New [...]

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the four-month-old polar bear plays with a minder at a Berlin zoo, April 8, 2007

Polar bear cub Knut plays at an enclosure in Berlin zoo April 19, 2007 Knut has charmed millions around the world after he was born almost five months ago but rejected by his mother

Polar bear cub Knut lies on the [...]

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Gas for the drive to the convenient store: $20.00  Hooded winter jacket with large inside pocket to conceal identity and carry gun: $65.00  9mm handgun purchased from Ray-Ray up the block: $150.00  Failure to master holding on to your weapon during your planned armed robbery: PRICELESS  (watch closely…)

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The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss’s car. [...]

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….think again !!

having a bad day ?Video sent by darkblueworld

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having a bad day 3Video sent by darkblueworld

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Three guys — a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad [...]

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While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about six-years-old.
While looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop"?
"Yes," I answered and continued writing the report.
"My mother said if I ever needed help, I should ask the police. Is [...]

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Rednecks 911 - An AlabamaTragedyVideo sent by darkblueworld

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While on leave, my Marine buddy and I met two nursing students from Southern California. After chatting them up awhile, the conversation turned to what we did in the service. When we told them we were in the infantry, the girls seemed very impressed, giving us big smiles as they told us how sweet that [...]

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A young businessman just started his own firm. He just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to look like a big shot, he picked up his phone and pretended he had a big deal working.
Finally, he hung up and asked the [...]

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